PIPELINE PAPILLON
Ode to Sarah Palin

by John Cooper
cosmicflyswatter.com

 

 

 

 

 

From the Northslope in Alaska
Where the Pipeline has been built
Comes the lady warrior
With a broadsword by the hilt

At one time just a soccer mom
A point guard at her school
Foul enemies rose opposing
And cast her as the fool

They attacked her for her beauty
And they mocked all that was good
They sported on her simple ways
And still her strength withstood

Then a murder of evil lawyers
After carrion with the Press
Charged she had been crooked
And stolen shoes and dress

They followed her to work by day
And needled all to tell
If they had seen her belch at noon
Is that a funny smell

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The low-lifes gained in numbers
Determined her to destroy
And broke the tender mother's heart
They mocked her infant boy

For now she has retreated
To protect her own good name
And the rodents who went after her
Think they have won the game

But like McQueen's Papillon
Who escaped again and again
They'll not incarcerate Sarah
With the lies they use as chain

Our Pipeline Papillon will return
And the truth will be heard
You'll hear no vulgar terms from her
Just the virtue in her words

Papillon shouted back at them
A raft of coconuts his escape
We shout for Pipeline Papillon Sarah
Who's just cause will not abate

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She's still here you bastards!