A GOOD CRISIS
by John Cooper
cosmicflyswatter.com

April 20, 2009

Recently some smug little twirp in the White house commented that we shouldn't let a good crisis go to waste. His comment came on the backs of those who have suffered incredible loss. One has the luxury of saying such things when one works for the people who manufactured the financial crisis to their own deliberate advantage. You might be thinking that this sounds a bit silly, but we here at cosmicflyswatter.com don't see any difference between the Pirates in the White House and their Masters on Wall Street. They are a cabal to the Productive Class of Americans. But conspiracy theories almost always degrade their supporters even if they are true, so we will leave it at that.

But I got to thinking that what is good for the goose is good for the gander. Maybe we shouldn't let a good crisis go to waste. But first we need to get the rules straight. If you saw the movie, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, you might remember that Butch says he won't fight his usurper until they get the rules straight. This comment disarms his would be overthrower who says they don't need rules. Butch kicks him in the groin while saying that if there aren't going to be any rules somebody count one two three go. Butch simply finishes his groin-grasping nemisis off.

So let's get the rules straight. Somebody count one two three go!

In order to reach an understanding about any of this we have to define some terms. Part of the problem we all have in communicating is a simple hangover from the Tower of Babel. For those who went to public school this is a now-outlawed Biblical story about how humans wound up speaking different languages. Whether it happened this way or another as perhaps outlined by Throckmorton in his Tales of the Ancients, at some point we wound up speaking gibberish to each other. Let's not do this.

I think we need to define certain terms for the Parasite Class so that they can more fully appreciate the grievances of the Productive Class. So the first definition we have just illustrated. There are those who work for a living, pay their taxes, and raise families. This is the Productive Class. If you work and raise a family you are a Double Productive. Paying taxes in addition would make you a Triple Productive. But paying taxes is suspect as to being at all productive especially if you are a member of the Parasite Class. If you earn your living working for the government by meddling with and seizing other people's money to redistribute you are a member of the Parasite Class. Your raison d'etre (reason to be) is to feed off the Productive Class.

Now some of what the Parasite Class does is necessary for things like "the common defense." But we need to define government in its broadest terms so that we can see more clearly what this great experiment called America is all about. Government is a "Necessary Evil!" This is not some fantasy. It is what everyone had in mind when we were founded. Look it up! Just don't read any books written by anyone from Harvard, Yale or Princeton, or any other University if it was authored in the last 50 years. They have used linguistics to muddle things up and make simple truths appear complex. It helps them to practice an ancient political tactic called "Divide and Rule." Academia is the Liar Class.

Our motto as a nation is E Pluribus Unum. It means one from many. The Liar Class wants you to think that it is better to get many from one. Oh they are pretty clever. They start by saying E Pluribus Unum as though they are the motto's supporters but what they really want to stress is that the many(Pluribus) part needs to be celebrated at the expense of the one(Unum) part. They call this multiculturalism.

Multiculturalism keeps us busy celebrating our differences. Heck, we are now so focused on being different, that we need the Liar Class and their superior brains to help us communicate with each other. And we need their bean counters to see if things are proceeding in a just way. But have no fear, the Liar Class has a whole bunch of folks with degrees in sociology who can count real good. They will be able to compare one group to another and see which group is bigger stronger or wealthier than another. Then we can ask the government for relief. The Parasite Class can then seize the assests of the Productive Class and give it to the Slave Class.

Wow! There is another term to define! The Slave Class is not defined by color or ethnic leaning or religious or even socio-economic attributes. The Slave Class is defined by a state of mind. They don't really believe that all men are created equal with the dignity to be free agents of their own lives. No, to understand this you have to first believe in God, in whose eyes the equality resides. It is pretty clear that down here and in it, in this world, nothing is equal or even fair. If one doesn't believe in what was said in the Declaration of Independence about unalienable rights proceeding from the Creator, one will need the goverment to take His place. People who lean this way are the Slave Class no matter how much money they have.

As you can well see, all we have to do to reach understanding and clarity is to define our terms and "Get the Rules Straight." And now that we have sorted out the major problem areas in our culture, how do we take advantage of a Good Crisis?

Well, you guessed it. I have an idea. All this redistribution talk and the divisions created by the bean counters who work for the Liar Class, who are just trying to help the Parasite Class, who have asked for the help of the Propaganda Class. Wait a minute! did we define the Propaganda Class? OH, shoot! OK, real quick: they are the media. They know just how to define things for us. They think reality is made in their own image.

Anyway, all this redistribution stuff needs to be maximized. But I think we are going about it the wrong way. I think we need to redistribute something besides money. After all since we are now divided up into little greivance units we should go all the way and redistribute the folks themselves.

Imagine how much better off we will be! We can carve out little towns or states and manage their formation to suit the new occupants. Look, this isn't going to be easy and it will take some doing. And it won't happen overnight. But we are a "Can-do" people and nothing is impossible if we put our minds to it.

Wow! Where do we start? Well don't ask me. I'm just a simpleton and I would make choices that wouldn't be popular. First I would take everyone in the Liar Class (Academia) and move them all to Montana. Oh sure they would have to give up their tweed coats, and orgies, but it might do them some good to come face to face with a rattler. Second I would move all the Wall Streeters to Louisianna. There are some swamps that could use derivative packaging. I don't know just what to do with the Propaganda Class just yet, they are rovers. As for the Slave Class I think the entire Northeast should be given to them after the Wall Streeters and the Liar Class are relocated. And maybe then, just maybe after everyone is relocated with their own kind, we can shrink the disease of the Parasite Class for good.

Look this may not be the whole answer, and we have a long road ahead redefining ourselves as a non-Christian, post-capitalist secular multicultural society like maybe Turkey, but we just shouldn't let a Good Crisis go to waste.