WELCOME TO THE UNITED PLUTOCRACY OF AMERICA
by John Cooper
cosmicflyswatter.com

March 24, 2009

It is almost complete. All the pieces are in place and the transfer of wealth well underway. We are not only bailing out the rich we are entrenching them along with their servants in Washington into a plutocracy.

Plutocracy is government by the wealthy. It is government by an elite class of people whose power derives from their wealth, and in this case the wealth of the governed; now being seized for "the public good" of course.

Let us not lie to ourselves. At least let us not believe the lies and the intricate delusions fed to us by the radical left and their operatives in the White House. If we must throw freedom away, let us do so without pretending we are doing something else.

Our New Plutocracy is the Financial and Political Complex now being forged in a crisis they themselves created. Was it on purpose? God only knows.

But we now have a cabal of outraged members of an elitist Congress villifying the evils of the wreckless financial elitists. How dare they play with other peoples money! Why they gave loans to people who weren't qualified, people that we forced them to give loans to. And then they packaged the bad loans and sold them and set up a giant global casino where they bet on them, the dastardly curds! We'll fix them, by God! We'll tax the executives we agreed to pay off by 90%. Then we'll send Acorn to stand outside their houses pointing fingers at those executives who are so unfortunate as to be middle management. That will keep even Bill Oreilly and the fence-sitters on the right happy.

But the Plutocracy of America is all about Hope and Change. Old Tim at Treasury will just have to take a little heat for a few days. Then we can get him to announce that we are going to buy up the toxic assets and sell them to private individuals to clean this mess up. Let's see...

OK! No one will have the money to buy these assets and the promise of great risk would stop any sane person from buying them anyway, so... we will lend our friends on Wall Street the money to buy the assets! They won't ever have to pay off the loan. Sure that's it! Then we can make this mess go away by using accounting tricks. OK... so we made you guys up the coast look bad for a few weeks, you gotta admit in the end it will be worth it. You'll get richer, we'll get richer and more powerful and the only ones to lose will be the dumbshit taxpayer. And he will think we did it for him. We will all win in the end.

Welcome to the United Plutocracy of America,
In Bribery, Corruption, and Favoritism we Trust.